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Amazon Fired 30,000 People and Gave Andy Jassy a 30% Treat
Amazon yeeted 30,000 jobs and then gave CEO Andy Jassy a ~30% raise like layoffs are a performance bonus category.
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Trump Turned Pregnancy Into a Citizenship Escape Room
Trump signed an order to kill birthright citizenship and now pregnant families are stuck in a “will my baby be American” legal cliffhanger.
ACLU·1d ago
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Rockstar Got Ransomware’d and Your Gamer Data Is the Hostage
ShinyHunters allegedly popped a Rockstar vendor, now they’re waving your gamer data around like ransom cash and Rockstar’s doing the usual PR yoga.
TechSpot·1d ago
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Khaby Lame’s $975M deal turned investors into human confetti
They slapped Khaby Lame on a $975M deal, the stock moonwalked off a cliff, and the only thing louder than the silence was investors sobbing into their Robinhood app.
TechSpot·1d ago
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OpenAI Gave Codex Hands and Now It Wants Your Desktop Passwords
OpenAI’s new Codex can literally drive your desktop now, and when it inevitably deletes something important, your boss will call it “a learning moment” (for you).
TechCrunch·1d ago
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Harvard Asked Gen Z How It’s Going and They Said Delete the System
Harvard polled young adults and they’re broke, over it, and trust parties/media/democracy about as much as a landlord’s “we’ll fix it tomorrow.”
Harvard Youth Poll·1d ago
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Sequoia Dropped $7B on AI Like It’s a Costco Run
Sequoia just raised $7B to turbocharge AI startups, which is basically a cash-funded speedrun to automate your team and call it “innovation.”
TechCrunch·1d ago
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