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Amazon just paid $25B to make Anthropic spend $100B on Amazon

Amazon allegedly dropped $25B on Anthropic, Anthropic promised $100B to AWS, and someone reportedly got into their spooky cyber tool because of course they did.

Florida just turned ChatGPT into a witness and it's snitching

Florida’s AG is investigating OpenAI after prosecutors used ChatGPT logs tied to an FSU double-murder case, aka your “private” chats might be one subpoena away from ruining your life.

Workplace Aggression Costs Employers $2 Billion Daily

IMF says the oil drama can end and your gas will still ruin you

IMF says even if the Middle East chills out, oil stays tight and your gas/groceries/utilities are about to do inflation cosplay again.

War Just Added a Monthly Subscription Fee to Your Life

Middle East chaos is back, markets are panic-pricing everything, and your gas, groceries, and power bill just joined forces to jump you in an alley.

Tim Cook quits after 15 years and Apple hands the wheel to a hardware guy

Tim Cook dipped after 15 years and Apple put hardware guy John Ternus in charge, which means they’re hunting the next iPhone-level addiction before subscriptions turn them into luxury Comcast.