Today&#x27;s Drop

Rockstar Got Ransomware’d and Your Gamer Data Is the Hostage

ShinyHunters allegedly popped a Rockstar vendor, now they’re waving your gamer data around like ransom cash and Rockstar’s doing the usual PR yoga.

TechSpot·1d ago

💰business

Khaby Lame’s $975M deal turned investors into human confetti

They slapped Khaby Lame on a $975M deal, the stock moonwalked off a cliff, and the only thing louder than the silence was investors sobbing into their Robinhood app.

TechSpot·1d ago

OpenAI Gave Codex Hands and Now It Wants Your Desktop Passwords

OpenAI’s new Codex can literally drive your desktop now, and when it inevitably deletes something important, your boss will call it “a learning moment” (for you).

Harvard Youth Poll·1d ago

Harvard Asked Gen Z How It’s Going and They Said Delete the System

Harvard polled young adults and they’re broke, over it, and trust parties/media/democracy about as much as a landlord’s “we’ll fix it tomorrow.”

Sequoia Dropped $7B on AI Like It’s a Costco Run

Sequoia just raised $7B to turbocharge AI startups, which is basically a cash-funded speedrun to automate your team and call it “innovation.”

💰business

Teenagers just raised $100M to replace your CFO with homework energy

Teen siblings raised $100M for Slash at a $1.4B valuation to take on Ramp/Brex, aka kids are now building the software that denies your $12 lunch.

Factory hit $1.5B making junior devs an optional accessory

Factory just got valued at $1.5B for AI that writes code, and somehow the first thing it’s “optimizing” is the junior dev job ladder.

Trump Just Picked Your Future Lockdown Referee

Trump nominated Dr. Erica Schwartz for CDC director, aka the person who can turn “guidance” into your boss’s rules, your kid’s school closures, and your next medical bill.

CBS News Debate·1d ago

Cuba Says It’s Ready for a US Attack and Markets Heard “Buy Oil”

Cuba’s out here saying it’s “ready” for a US attack, and even if nothing happens your gas, travel, and nerves are about to pay the cover charge.

CBS News Debate·1d ago

🎬culture

A Teen Was Killed and the Internet Turned It Into Content in 10 Minutes

ET says d4vd got arrested for the suspected murder of 14-year-old Celeste Rivas and the internet immediately tried to turn it into a fandom war and a true-crime side hustle.

🎬culture

Marvel lit $450M on fire to summon RDJ and Chris Evans like a Ouija board

Marvel allegedly dropped $450M to drag RDJ and Chris Evans back on-screen like a nostalgia exorcism, and they’re betting your brain’s 2019 settings will override your bank account.

Turning Point USA YouTube·1d ago

Gen Z is speedrunning conservative and both parties are sweating

TPUSA says diverse Gen Z is drifting conservative, and both parties are freaking out because the kids are voting like rent is trying to kill them.

Young Voters Debate YouTube·1d ago

Gen Z Called Democrats Know-It-Alls and Biden Caught a Stray

Gen Z roasted Democrats as smug know-it-alls, Biden’s age discourse crawled out of the grave again, and everyone realized rent is the only candidate with real momentum.

Toy Story 5 is happening because Hollywood found your weak spot

Toy Story 5 drops in 2027 with Tom Hanks and Tim Allen because Disney discovered your childhood still taps to pay.

Billie Eilish hit 500M streams and now your feelings owe royalties

Billie’s teasing a doc while her new album supposedly hit 500M streams, because in 2026 the rollout is trauma and the profit is someone else’s bonus.

White Chicks 2 is back to ruin Thanksgiving arguments for a decade

The Wayans said they’d do White Chicks 2, which means Hollywood found another nostalgia piñata and Twitter’s about to have a three-day moral panic marathon.

Lisa Rinna allegedly stole a red gown like it’s the iOS update

Rinna allegedly copy-pasted Hudson Williams’ red gown and now rich people are litigating vibes while knockoff sellers cash checks.

ESPN Latest Sports News·1d ago

Judge and Trout hit 4 nukes and baseball briefly felt alive again

Judge and Trout both went yard twice in the same game and baseball accidentally became must-watch for like 12 minutes.

FOX Sports Stories·1d ago

Guardians rookie carried a no-hitter for 8.2 innings then got mugged

Guardians rookie dragged a no-hitter into the 9th, got within 2 outs of history, then baseball stole it like your landlord stealing your deposit.

ESPN Latest Sports News·1d ago

Spurs rookie dropped a triple-double and ended a season like a group chat

Spurs rookie Stephon Castle dropped a triple-double in a 32-point murder and San Antonio is basically printing future playoff nightmares.

ESPN Latest Sports News·1d ago

Avalanche scored 5 times before you finished your beer

Colorado went up 5–0 in the first period and finished 9–2, aka the other team got turned into a hockey PSA about pain.

Padres Won 8 Straight and San Diego Is Legally Required to Overreact

Padres ripped off 8 straight wins and now San Diego is one good inning away from buying playoff tickets on Klarna.

Bleacher Report·1d ago